Mirror: Let’s just get this over with.
Dorkpool: Alrighty then. Let’s bring in other characters and Riff this bitch.
Does anyone remember Tom and Jerry?
Dorkpool: Pretty much everyone does. It’s rather popular.
Well I love that show. But you know how the creators have a weird way of counting the episodes? The reason for this is a lost episode.
Mirror: Or aliens. Aliens are always a good reason.
Finding details about this episode is tricky as nobody knows who was animating this episode at the time. I first heard about it at a conference in which somebody asked about the episode and William Hanna and Joseph Barbera, founders of Hanna-Barbera simply left the stage ending the conference hours early.
Dorkpool: (Narrator): The person who asked the question was soon beat up by angry fans who paid quite a bit of money to attend the conference.
This episode was written completely by a Zimbabwean animator who is now in prison for life for what happened.
So one day, when I was 8, it was my birthday and my Mom decided to look for some Peppa Pig DVD's on eBay for me though on the bottom of the fourth page she saw a DVD labeled Tom and Jerry Unaired Episode written crudely in green sharpie. She bought it and it came in the mail 4 days later.
Mirror: But what about the Peppa Pig DVD?
I was happy to watch it. However that night I started vomiting, which only got worse before my parents took me to the hospital the next morning. The weird thing was that I did not have a virus. Rather I needed rest for the whole day. But my parents told my older sister I was saying strange things like "Tom eat Jerry" and "Tom evil" and a bunch of other stuff.
Dorkpool: (Narrator): Those lying bastards.
That's when it hit my sister.
Mirror: (Narrator): Right in the face. Broke her nose too.
She got the dvd from my room and put it in her PlayStation 2 disc drive. At first there was a minute of pure static then it cut to the intro but it looked unusual.
For some reason it was in a lower pitched tune, and a little faster than usual, thus everything was in black and white. The episode was called Tom Eats Jerry written in blood.
I was very shocked but I thought it was a morbid joke seeing how this episode looked unfinished. The episode starts with Jerry getting cheese from the kitchen with Tom who was chasing him. Tom growled but it was realistic lion roaring and it was very loud and felt like ear rape.
Mirror: Like listening to [insert name of presently popular but awful musician here] on full volume.
Tom then said something but it was in Latvian so I had no idea what he was saying. Tom grabbed a knife and cut Jerry to small pieces, until he died. It cuts to Tweety flying inside the house and saying "I Tawt I Taw a Puddy Tat". Tom said "Shut the fuck up you're going to hell like Jerry".
Dorkpool: Tom ain’t having none of your bullshit.
My sister was shocked that Tom swore. Tom then chopped off Tweety's wings before crushing him with an anvil and said "That's what you get Mr. Birdface". However Tom was red in this scene. Then it cuts to an edited picture of Tom with no eyes and blood stains all over him with what looked to be distorted violin music in reverse with screams from Red Mist and with some chainsaw audio, this stayed for 20 seconds.
Mirror: Oh, come on, you’re not even trying at this point.
When it returned Tom had a lighter in his hand and was walking into Bugs Bunny's hole. There was Bugs Bunny sleeping and Tom whispered "Let's finish this". Tom lit Bugs Bunny on fire and he woke up in panic and he saw Tom and said "Eh, what's up, Tom"?
Dorkpool: (Bugs): OW! I’M BURNING TO DEATH! DEAR GOD – oh, hi Tom.
Bugs Bunny burned to death while trying to jump into a lake. Then Tom dragged the dead bodies of them all to the dinner table. He brought some gravy and potatoes to the dinner table and said "Finally Rabbit, Mouse and Canary Stew". He then tore out their head, dismembered their bodies and put them on a pot with the gravy and potatoes.
It cuts to black and when it returned I saw an extremely scary image followed by a bunch of messed up sounds.
It was a hyper realistic image of Tom standing in complete darkness but in a very unrecognizable way.
His grin was wide and demonic and his teeth were yellow like they were never cleaned before and were in the shape of kitchen knives. His eyes were pitch black with small red pupils which were bleeding (similar to sonic.exe).
Up above him was a text in Persian which translated into english "George lures the innocent to the gates of hell". Another text translated to "You're next Mary". She thought how does he know who I am?
Mirror: Wait, what?
After 5 minutes of staring she heard the Kefka laugh, which sounded like it was right behind me.
Then the credits roll all listing Made by Lucifer thus it was written in pencil and the dvd ejected by its self.
Dorkpool: This story sucks.
Mirror: Cliché, cliché, cliché, that’s all it is. I mean, come on, it uses the words “hyper realistic.” You don’t get more cliché than that. There’s also the abundance of red, messed up eyes, screwed up audio, you get the idea. Also, the author mentions other bad Creepypasta stories as a comparison. That just reminds us that the story is fake, and is using material from other bad stories. And what happened to the whole Peppa Pig DVD? It was mentioned, and then forgotten, much like the guy who made the DVD. How did the author know? Did he/she research it? And who was that Mary mentioned at the end? Speaking of the end, the spelling and grammar were pretty lackluster by the end.
Dorkpool: There are some good things. The story’s short, so it doesn’t drag and, for the most part, the spelling and grammar aren’t awful. But that’s what we think. What do you guys think? Was the story good? Was the Riff good? Do you wish we’d be killed and eaten by a cartoon cat? Leave your thoughts in the comments below.