For my first Riff on this lovely new site, I thought I'd Riff something new, different, and awesome. But then I thought, "Fuck it, I'll Riff some garbage from the Creepylasta Land Wiki." And, like most stuff from there, this is incredibly stupid. But don't take my word for it. Let's order some pizza and Riff this bitch!
There was one night about a teenage girl ordering pizza hut because you can have pizza for one hour.
There was one day where that made sense. That day: Decembuary 33, -5209.
Once the pizza delivery come, he said " can i be in your house for a little.
The girl said "yes" then the delivery person went to the bathroom. A few mins later, she open and saw him dead. after she eat the pizza in the box,
(Girl): Hm, there’s a corpse, but hey, pizza!
she said the manner in pizza hut ( with blood coming from his eyes )
she called 911
Police: 911 whats going on?
Something incredibly stupid.
teenage girl: I see a man staring at me....
Police: what does he look like?
Teenage girl: is he skinny, wears a pizza delivery suit, and blood coming from his eyes.
I don’t know, is he?
Police: We are sending the police.
Teenage girl: Ok...
Police: what is the man doing now?
(Girl): He’s wearing a clown mask and masturbating.
(Police): Get out! “Normal Porn For Normal People” has invaded your story!
Teenage girl: he's behind my car.
Police: go to the bathroom and lock the door NOW
Teenage girl: ok
Window breaks
Teenage girl Sceams
Police: are you all right?
(Girl): No, I’m dead.
Teenage girl: yes
Police: what is the man doing?
Teenage girl: he just wants to hangout.
Manner: she's fine
Police: Who are you?
(Manner): Apparently I’m called Manner. It’s a pretty stupid name.
Manner: I will be coming to your Brother Tom
Police: how do you know my brother? How do you know my brother's name?
Because plot.
Phone hangs up
Police: oh god.............
That's all i got from the video. But don't order any pizza from pizza hut if they say it's free
I thought the moral of the story is don’t do drugs then write something.
END RIFF
Well, this is incredibly stupid. It has poor spelling and grammar, and an idiotic and nonsensical plot. So some girl orders pizza, the pizza guy comes in and dies, she eats pizza THEN calls the police, and some guy is watching her and wants to kill the cop's brother? What even the hell? Whatever. It's stupid and sucks, but is par for the course with the Creepypasta Land Wiki.
So, what do you guys think? Was the story good? Was the Riff good? Do you wish this were on the Creepypasta Wiki instead of this site? Do you wish my brother would be killed by some random pizza guy? Leave your thoughts in the comments below.
There was one night about a teenage girl ordering pizza hut because you can have pizza for one hour.
There was one day where that made sense. That day: Decembuary 33, -5209.
Once the pizza delivery come, he said " can i be in your house for a little.
The girl said "yes" then the delivery person went to the bathroom. A few mins later, she open and saw him dead. after she eat the pizza in the box,
(Girl): Hm, there’s a corpse, but hey, pizza!
she said the manner in pizza hut ( with blood coming from his eyes )
she called 911
Police: 911 whats going on?
Something incredibly stupid.
teenage girl: I see a man staring at me....
Police: what does he look like?
Teenage girl: is he skinny, wears a pizza delivery suit, and blood coming from his eyes.
I don’t know, is he?
Police: We are sending the police.
Teenage girl: Ok...
Police: what is the man doing now?
(Girl): He’s wearing a clown mask and masturbating.
(Police): Get out! “Normal Porn For Normal People” has invaded your story!
Teenage girl: he's behind my car.
Police: go to the bathroom and lock the door NOW
Teenage girl: ok
Window breaks
Teenage girl Sceams
Police: are you all right?
(Girl): No, I’m dead.
Teenage girl: yes
Police: what is the man doing?
Teenage girl: he just wants to hangout.
Manner: she's fine
Police: Who are you?
(Manner): Apparently I’m called Manner. It’s a pretty stupid name.
Manner: I will be coming to your Brother Tom
Police: how do you know my brother? How do you know my brother's name?
Because plot.
Phone hangs up
Police: oh god.............
That's all i got from the video. But don't order any pizza from pizza hut if they say it's free
I thought the moral of the story is don’t do drugs then write something.
END RIFF
Well, this is incredibly stupid. It has poor spelling and grammar, and an idiotic and nonsensical plot. So some girl orders pizza, the pizza guy comes in and dies, she eats pizza THEN calls the police, and some guy is watching her and wants to kill the cop's brother? What even the hell? Whatever. It's stupid and sucks, but is par for the course with the Creepypasta Land Wiki.
So, what do you guys think? Was the story good? Was the Riff good? Do you wish this were on the Creepypasta Wiki instead of this site? Do you wish my brother would be killed by some random pizza guy? Leave your thoughts in the comments below.