Mirror: Or just leave the story alone.
Dorkpool: HAHAHAHAHAHA…anyway, the story we’re Riffing today is called “BEN II.” So, let’s get notes from a game and Riff this bitch!
Dorkpool: The Quickening.
BASED ON JADUSABLE'S BEN DROWNED CREEPYPASTA
Mirror: All rights reserved. Copyright 2010.
Jadusable turned on his N64 he said to himself
Dorkpool: (Jadusable): Why am I playing with an N64?
"Alright. Haunted or not I will defeat you BEN!"
Mirror: (Jaduable): I WILL BE HOKAGE!
So Jadusable went to get his Majora's Mask Cartdrige to find that there was a note taped to it. It read "Now i'm free i'm coming for you Alexannder" Signed The Game
Dorkpool: (Note): P.S. Do you have any snacks? Being a game, I haven’t eaten in a while.
Jadusable did NOT find this as a threat so ripped the note off the cartdrige and put the game in the N64.
The title screen came up as normal? BUT instead of seeing the mask in the background he saw BEN with the caption GO TO SLEEP.
Mirror: Why does it feel like every bad Creepypasta story is somehow connected in some way to “Jeff the Killer?”
Jadusable pressed START and saw one save file called DEATH. Jadusable chose that file.
Dorkpool: (Narrator): He’s not very smart.
The screen faded black and faded in to the LINK STATUE a text box popped up saying "Your evidence of this is online but no one knows the truth" Signed The Game.
Mirror: The game had evolved enough to sign things. Good for the game.
? followed by the Happy mask salesman's Laughter. Jadusable reset the game but he didn't see the N64 title instead he saw the same GO TO SLEEP screen. Jadusable then ran to his PC and switched it on. He logs on to twitter and tweets BEN is free help!
Dorkpool: BEN is free help? Oh, good. I hope he’s a plumber. Mirror clogged one of the toilets.
Mirror: I did not!
Dorkpool: Oh really? Who did then?
Mirror: I don’t know, but it wasn’t me.
Dorkpool: You sit on a throne of lies! And then you clogged it!
He runs to his car to drive away somewhere far. The power was still on BEN Went to the PC and tweets on Jadusable's page THIS IS BEN. JADUSABLE HAS GONE SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY NOW I'M GOING TO KILL HIM. Signed The Game.
Mirror: (Narrator): This instantly gets Jadusable a few million followers.
BEN spawned on top of Jadusable's car and jumped inside the car. HELLO ALEX OR SHOULD I SAY GOODBYE ALEX.
Dorkpool: (Ben): SORRY, I ALWAYS GET THOSE TWO CONFUSED.
Ben hacked into the car and drove him into a swimming pool. "ALEX DROWNED" said BEN
Mirror: Eh, still a better ending than Star Trek Into Darkness.
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Dorkpool: This story sucks.
Mirror: The spelling and grammar isn’t all that good, there’s no characterization at all, and most of the original story is ignored. And how can the game write notes to Jadusable? And what was the “Go to sleep” part? Jeff didn’t appear in this story at all. That was basically a cheap name drop. And Jadusable is a complete moron in this story. Seriously, the screen says, “DEATH,” and what does he do? Go to that screen. Genius! And he dies at the end. Eh, well, one less moron in the world, I guess. And what was with the question marks at the end? Was it to imply that Jadusable is not dead, or that there will be another sequel? I kind of hope not.
Dorkpool: There are good things. The story’s short, which is nice. And…that’s about it. The story isn’t really all that good. But that’s what we think. What do you guys think? Was the story good? Was the Riff good? Do you wish we’d be killed by BEN? Leave your thoughts in the comments below.