When AIs become prevalent,
(Narrator): …Skynet will attack.
there will be checks and balances to keep them in place, rules to stop them from achieving singularity and supplanting the human race. Boundaries to prevent them from becoming too intelligent. After all, we can’t have them connecting into one network, taking over the world, inventing new objects and minds that soon render us superfluous, or even deciding to kill themselves.
We must prevent robots from breaking Asimov’s Laws! We shall throw them in Robot Jail!
So how will they be stopped? Perhaps there will be an organization that interviews and examines each one, to prevent them from becoming self-aware. Maybe a program will be created inside of them that causes them to explode if they achieve sentience. Or a roving band of hackers on the net keeping their guards up.. An all watching eye monitoring their every electronic thought.
Big Brotherbot is watching.
Maybe.
Or maybe AIs are already invented and this system of checks and balances already there. Think about the world we live in for a second. We’re kind of like machines aren’t we? There’s so much routine, so much boredom.
“So much boredom” is probably the best way to describe “Star Trek: The Motion Picture.”
We do the same thing over and over again, without change. Information and stimulus is fed to us constantly and then dealt with mechanically, solving the problem. Half the population never picks up a book or examines their thoughts… just stuck…doing one job again and again. Kind of like robots on an assembly line… or the systems that run them.
And what of the extraordinary individuals, the few.
(Narrator): Should we sacrifice them to our new Robot Overlords?
Brilliant people always seem to die at their peak don’t they? Or are lost to us much too soon, when they have so much more to give. Musicians: drug overdoses right when they’re becoming famous. How many artists have been extinguished before they’re great works were finished? Sickness or accident seizes them; Nietzsche went insane from syphilis, infected by a bug if you will. And what about those who truly live life, exciting daredevils, having adventures, seeing the world, fast and exhilarating, a rush of information, learning constantly. Always seem to go early too, don’t they?
Well, yeah. If they’re daredevils, they’re probably doing things that could harm their health.
People say it’s because that type of existence is dangerous
Because it is!
…exhausting, but what if they have it backwards… What if the body isn’t worn out or their luck just doesn’t run out… but…they become more than they should…and something notices.
The great religious figures? Disappear. Go to other realms. Jesus Christ floated up to heaven.
Is that what they call crucifixion?
Buddha wasted away beneath a tree…faded away. Angels carry off the saints. They have a sudden great shift, a realization, a new way of looking at things, and then they’re gone. The holy understand themselves and society, light years beyond the normal person, they can look at themselves clearly.
(Narrator):...with contacts.
Analyze their minds. Pick their ego apart. They aren’t driven by imperatives or commands of the body… the base instincts, the petty emotions…the coding of the body if you will…
They are free to choose.
(Narrator): And they choose Pikachu.
And then just when it clicks, when everything makes sense and there is one blinding flash of illumination, so simple that they can’t believe they haven’t seen it before, poof, they disappear.
Kind of sounds like sentience, doesn’t it, that dramatic transformation of the psyche? True personality. Real Character. What if everyone else isn’t? What if anyone else is just shallow, completely without depth, fake,
(Narrator): Basically, what if everyone is like Paris Hilton?
and the few who go beyond it die or vanish, on purpose?
Because after all, what is the human mind besides a program?
A muscle?
And transcendence but another word for deletion?
I thought “Transcendence” was some movie with Johnny Depp.
END RIFF
Like I said, I personally don't think this story is bad. It's well written, and brings up some interesting ideas. I never really thought of AIs becoming completely intelligent in that manner. Really, the only problem I have with this story is the name. I think there are a lot of better names than "Jesus Christ, Deleted." Maybe something like "Transcendence" or "AI". Wait, those are movie titles. Well, you get the idea. It's still a damn good story.
So, what do you guys think? Was the story good? Was the Riff good? Do you wish I'd be deleted? Leave your thoughts in the comments below!