Mirror: Of course there is.
Dorkpool: And it’s not that good.
Mirror: Well, duh.
Dorkpool: And we’re going to Riff it.
Dorkpool: Well, you seem pretty calm about all of this.
Mirror: I’m just used to it is all.
Dorkpool: Alrighty then. Well, let’s go on a rampage and Riff this bitch!
American Dad was a animated sitcom created by Seth MacFarlane and aired on Fox in 2005, i enjoyed watching it when i was 15 years old.
Dorkpool: (Narrator): When I was 16, I thought the show was absolute garbage.
I got all the DVDs and Merchandise that was related to the show that was i watching.
Mirror: (Narrator): I was an obsessed fanboy.
It was also on Netflix after all the collecting the whole entire seasons of the show, but one night, It got very disturbing when i saw a lost episode of American Dad.
The episode starts like any normal episode with the normal intro and the beginning after that, but it got a little disturbing when Stan is in the CIA. Bullet said that Hayley was in a rampage at a mall and killing some people with a hand pistol.
Dorkpool: Bullet is played by Petwrecked Stalwart.
Stan rushes and picks up Hayley's girlfriend who was Jeff,
Mirror: (Jeff): Hey, I’m not Hayley’s girlfriend! I’m just her bitch.
Jeff said that Hayley gone rampage after he broke up with her. Stan saw Hayley climbs up on a model of The Empire State Building and attacking more airplanes just like in the episode where Bill dates Hayley before. Stan uses the stun darts and shoots it in Hayley's leg, with hyper realistic blood dripping on her leg.
Dorkpool: “Hyper realistic blood,” huh?
Mirror: Dude, calm down.
Dorkpool: HAYLEY ISN’T THE ONLY ONE GOING ON A RAMPAGE! DORKPOOL SMASH! –leaves the theater-
After that, Stan picks up Hayley after she fell from the model of the building at the mall she was attacking and rampaging at. Stan talks to Francine saying that Hayley was bleeding and he healed it with Band Aids and water.
Mirror: (Narrator): Francine immediately called Stan out on his bullshit.
Then suddently, Hayley slowly woked up and tries to strangle Francine as she said to shoot the dart in the other leg.
Dorkpool: -comes back- So, what did I miss?
Mirror: Oh, not much. Just a stupid line.
Dorkpool: So nothing.
Mirror: Yeah, pretty much.
Dorkpool: Well, I’m much better. And I’m sure that this story won’t use the words “hyper realistic” again.
Stan did as Hayley fell and let go of Francine's neck and fell on the ground, Stan was calmed down after that and then Francine Smith's face is seen on the screen as she hads hyper realistic eyes
Dorkpool: It’s like this story hates me.
and staring at the viewer and even look angry. After 20 seconds of Francine's face, it goes to the next scene where Steve is finding a woman to love as he contacted a random girl to talk and he even talked to a payphone covered in blood.
Mirror: I’m not sure which is weirder: that the payphone is covered in blood, or that there actually was a payphone.
A random girl asks Steve if he would go to her house as a invitation and Steve accepts it. Steve enters it and saw blood on the girl with looking like Carrie and even has been killed by Hayley, Steve rushes into his house and Stan got out and even closed the door. Stan told Steve to run with him so he can get away from Hayley, Hayley broke out of the door with a knife
Dorkpool: (Hayley): Heeeere’s Hayley!
and both of them run fast as they could, Hayley stabbed Stan on his leg very more graphic! Steve rushes and calls the INS and tell them there's Hayley tries to kill the both of them.
Mirror: (Stan): I’m going to be killed by my daughter. Better call the Immigration and Naturalization Service!
INS rushes to the scene of the crime and saw Hayley at the right time, they tries to shoot Hayley... but they are not effective as Hayley is immune to bullets, Hayley forces all the INS to space with a simple wish that all the INS crew explodes in blood to death while in space.
Dorkpool: The sad part is that she’s not as OP as Jeff the Killer was in his story.
Hayley finally got Steve and kills him instanly with a big kitchen knife and hyper realistic blood on Steve's body.
Dorkpool: Well what?
Mirror: The words “hyper realistic” were used.
Dorkpool: You know what? I don’t care anymore. I’m over it.
Mirror: Oh, ok, that’s good –
Dorkpool: Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to make a deal with Mephisto to make sure the words “hyper realistic” are never uttered in a Creepypasta again.
Mirror: At least wait until the Riff is over.
Dorkpool: Ugh. Fiiiiine.
As the episode ends, Roger's body, even Klaus's body was strucked by Hayley during that incident and even worse, the closing theme plays slow and even get worse, It is disturbing.
I finally watched the whole thing at one night and it was horrible episode with very disturbing content in there, but the horror is over...
Dorkpool: Until the godawful sequel.
Dorkpool: This story sucks. A lot.
Mirror: The spelling and grammar is at a “White the Killer” level of bad. This is possibly why the story itself makes no sense. So, the episode goes that Hayley goes nuts because Jeff broke up with her, she then gets stunned. Then she kills Francine, and Stan meets another girl until Hayley comes, and then he calls the INS and she kills them with a wish and what? And, of course, the use of the biggest and worst lost episode cliché: “hyper realistic.”
Dorkpool: The only real good thing about this story is that it’s short. Other than that, it just sucks. But that’s what we think. What do you guys think? Was the story good? Was the Riff good? Should I make a deal with Mephisto to make sure the words “hyper realistic” are never used in a Creepypasta ever again? Because I probably won’t. I mean, making a deal with Mephisto? How stupid do you have to be to do that, am I right? Anyway, leave your thoughts in the comments below.