Mirror: That’s nice and all, but did you say “Ren?”
Dorkpool: Yeah, but not –
Mirror: RWBY! WOOOOO!
Dorkpool: No, that’s not what –
Mirror: (chanting): RWBY! RWBY! RWBY!
Dorkpool: Oh, forget it. Anyway, let’s hit people with a sledgehammer and Riff this bitch.
When I was playing with my dog outside I found a vhs.
Dorkpool: (Narrator): Which is weird, since who uses VHS tapes anymore?
I went to the vhs tape and picked it up. And it read,PYCHO REN.
Mirror: Wasn’t Nora the psycho one?
Dorkpool: Wrong Ren.
Mirror: Wait, what?
Dorkpool: Yeah. That wasn’t the Ren you were thinking of, which I was trying to tell you.
Mirror: Oh. Why must the story hurt me in this way?
It was written in maker but I was confused by the title. I did not care. I went in the house and I put the vhs in. The ren and stimpy them song was normal but something was off. Ren was missing and stimpy was acting like ren was there. But the title card only had stimpy and ren was nowhere to be seen. And stimpy had a frown on his face. And it only said stimpy show.
Dorkpool: Ren decided to go do a spin-off that only lasted two seasons in which he moved to L.A. to pursue his acting career.
And the title card said pycho ren with ren in a red room with a disturbing smile. And it said It WILL KILL YOU!!! Instade if the directors and writers. It began with stimpy watching cartoons when end was reading a book. And ren said `` stimpy I am going to the bathroom so don't touch my book you eediot``. When ren went to the bathroom stimpy grabbed the book and read it. Stimpy thew the book out the window and it landed in the garbage. When ren came back there was no sound but tapping. Ren was screaming when his book was missing. There was still no sound. Ren grabbed a sledgehammer and began hitting stimpy with it graphically and violently.
Mirror: (Ren): IT’S HAMMER TIME!
And stimpy grabbed a saw and hitted Rens side. There was sound this time. Ren screamed and ren grabbed stimpy and threw him at the wall. Ren yelled and ran to stimpy, but stimpy grabbed a gun. But when stimpy the tv went static. After that the vhs popped out and this time it said STIMPY SHOW then I putted back in
Dorkpool: (Narrator): Because I am a moron.
with really creepy music and stimpy was beaten up and he was alive but there was ren laying on the floor and his face was not facing the camera and the camara panted to stimpy face and he said `` it's all over `` but then ren grabbed a ax and laughed the screen fadded to black with the only sound was a splating sound and screaming the episode ended. I grabbed the tape and threw it in the trashcan. And I heard a whisper and it said. `` look behind you`` I looked behind me
Mirror: (Narrator): And the voice said, “Got ya!”
and I saw a ren plushie covered with blood laughing I rubbed my eyes and it disappeared. And I hope I will never see that again
Dorkpool: You and me both.
Dorkpool: This story sucks.
Mirror: The spelling and grammar are awful. Hell, the title has a typo. “Pycho Ren” is misspelled; it should be “Psycho Ren.” As for the story itself, it’s just a cliché lost episode story with almost nothing explained. Why is there a plush? No idea. Why was there just a random VHS tape? Don’t know. Who uses VHS anymore anyway? The person in this story, I guess. And, of course, the episode itself was just a cliché blood and gore fest. Why can’t more lost episode stories be more than blood and gore? Why not have something else?
Dorkpool: There are some good things. The story is short, which is nice, and they used the phrase “eediot,” which does help make it feel a bit like Ren and Stimpy. But that’s what we think. What do you guys think? Was the story good? Was the Riff good? Do you wish we’d be attacked by an evil plush doll thing?
Mirror: I think we were at one point, actually.
Dorkpool: Oh, right. Anyway, leave your thoughts in the comments below.