"Hey," a female voice said.
Dorkpool practically jumped up three feet in the air when he heard that. He turned around to find Indometus.
"Where did you come from?" he asked.
She gestured towards the open door. "Through the door."
"I’m…I’m sorry about what happened," she said. "I should’ve beamed you back up as soon as you called. I really didn’t want you to get hurt."
Dorkpool could tell she was being sincere.
"Apology accepted," he said, hugging her.
After their embrace, Indometus said, "You know that you and Mirror are going to have to patch things up at some point, right?"
"Sure. Once he apologizes to me, everything will be hunky-dory."
"You know he won’t. He’s too prideful. But you can be the bigger man here. Tell him that you’re willing to work with him, and be less self-centered, and things will work out."
Dorkpool remained unconvinced. Indometus thought for a second, and added, "If you do, I’ll…" and proceeded to whisper in Dorkpool’s ear. Dorkpool’s eyes widened with every word she said.
"You make a good case," he said once she finished. He started walking out.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"To fix things with Mirror Me." He answered, and walked out.
From the EMR:
Dorkpool: You know, I think there’s been only one Riff of a Minecraft-based Creepypasta: "Herobrine."
Dorkpool: I’m sure there are worse ones.
Mirror: I wouldn’t be surprised.
Dorkpool: Then today’s your lucky day, because there is one.
Mirror: I said I wouldn’t be surprised, not that I’d be happy.
Dorkpool: Whatever. The story is called "Minecraft’s Secret." What is that secret? Well, let’s Riff this bitch to find out.
I was a big minecraft fan like anyone else.
Dorkpool: Please, you’re not a real fan. Name all their songs!
I was watching youtube videos of minecraft for a year, to decide whether or not to get minecraft for my self . My parents only's think i should play minecraft rather than watching minecraft videos. I look up " Minecraft for free "
Mirror: (Narrator): I get "a virus".
I was bored so i went to the last website that was showed. It said that the only one that was for new people to join for free was this specific site.
So I signed up on the website and the game that it took me to was minecraft.
It said it will be a two hours to download. So i went to Skype and talk to my friends about getting minecraft for free. One of my friends said that there's a weird thing about minecraft. I think it was herobrine.
Dorkpool: (Narrator): It might’ve been a creeper.
After two hours, the download was done. I started up the game, I went to single player. I saw a world that was created already. It was named " Don't play this world at all plz "
Mirror: (Game): Plz rate thx.
I clicked to load the world the icon that normally says, "loading world;" instead read " you should not play this world."
Dorkpool: Subtlety, thy name is Minecraft.
Once the world started, The color of the sky was all red. I notice that the minecraft people are trying to tell me something.
Mirror: (Minecraft People): Hail Hydra.
I made my house and up to that point everything was normal with the map. I went to a cave but it was so dark i couldn't even see. I typed in the chat bar /Gamemode 1, i give my self 64 glow stone.
Dorkpool: Glowkay then.
Mirror: Stop. Just…stop.
Once i got out of the cave, i saw a portal in my house. I went to the portal. Instead of taking me to the nether like it normally would have, it spawned me in a hallway. I said " Oh my god... i'm the first one seeing this in the world!! "
Mirror: Do you want a prize?
I walk for 20 minutes and i saw sign that said " You know the minecraft secret! " For about a hour running. I saw dead Steve's. I was like " This is a fourth wall game "
Dorkpool: The Deadpool game?
But then the dead steve's were running at me and trying to kill me.
The game crashed and gave me a virus. About 2 months i did the same thing and went to the same website and sign up and get minecraft again.
Mirror: (Narrator): I’m a moron, in case you couldn’t tell.
Once i went to single player and i saw no world named " don't play this world at all plz "
I try to tell everyone but no one believes me.
Dorkpool: Really? Go figure. You’re just so believable.
Dorkpool: This story sucks.
Mirror: The spelling and grammar is terrible, though not to the point where it makes the story incomprehensible. It’s just enough to be annoying. The plot feels like it’s been recycled from multiple clichés, and that which is original is kind of stupid (like the line about it being a "fourth wall game"). The characters aren’t developed at all; the most that can be said about the main character is that he/she likes Minecraft. This story is also trying to be scary, but fails miserably.
Dorkpool: That being said, there are good things. Despite being cliché, this story doesn’t rip off Herobrine. Yes, they mention Herobrine, but that’s it. Also, the story itself isn’t very long, so there’s not much to suffer through. The story still sucks though. But that’s what we think. What do you guys think? Was the story good? Was the Riff good? Do you wish we’d play a "fourth wall game"? Leave your thoughts in the comments below.
Dorkpool ended up finding Mirror Dorkpool on the bridge. He was working intently on a computer console.
"Hey," Dorkpool said.
Mirror Dorkpool looked up. "Good day," he said icily.
Dorkpool cleared his throat. "I’m…I’m sorry for being a narcissist."
"And…?" Mirror Dorkpool said.
"And I hope we can start getting to work on more Riffs and tracking down Jeff."
Mirror Dorkpool was quiet for a second. While not much in the way of an apology, he knew it was probably the best he was going to get, and that he wasn’t really happy with the way things were betwixt them. In the interest of peace, he said, "Apology accepted. And I’m sorry about what happened."
"It’s alright. And now the apologies are done. So, what’re you doing?"
"Well, I was looking for Mr. White, Scarred, and Smiley."
"Some, but not much. I’ve basically lowered his location down to Earth."
"Oh. Good work, then."
They were both silent, as none of them could think of anything to say.
"Well, keep up what you’re doing. If you’ll excuse me, there’s something I have to do." Dorkpool said, walking away.
"Alright, have fun," Mirror Dorkpool said, getting back to his work.