Dorkpool: Welcome back to another installment of “Creepypasta Mini-Riffs.” This is where we Riff stories too short to have their own Riff dedicated to them, and write a review for all of them at the end.
Mirror: Are any of these stories RWBY related?
Dorkpool: No. We did a RWBY thing yesterday. It’s not going to be an ongoing thing.
Mirror: Damn.
Dorkpool: Sorry. Anyway, let’s groan over FNAF 4, sing the Boy Scout anthem, little girls into our homes, and Riff these bitches!
START RIFF
“Fnaf – there coming”
Have you guys heard that fnaf 4 is coming.
Dorkpool: Markiplier has. Poor bastard.
well don't buy or play it. If your one of those unlucky people,when you press play,you will get a picture of Freddy on the floor dead with a gun in his hand, then the wall behind him says in blood " we couldn't take it anymore"
Mirror: So it’s like everyone else’s reaction to a fourth FNAF.
then the image brightens showing all the other animatronics dead laying next to him. on the wall behind the others will say stiff like "we're coming" "you can't run" "change is good" "out with the old,in with the new" and if your that unlucky you will see something that says "you did this,there's no turning back,we're coming, and we're coming to get you". But hey if I were you I wouldn't worry about it because hey "it's all in your mind".
Dorkpool: (Narrator): Like those voices telling you to kill your friends and collect string in boxes.
You might also here a song that goes something like "after years of being all alone, we are back we will come again,you can run but you can never hide,we will find yet again,there's no going back five nights at freddys!
Mirror: Alright, I was with you up until the end, where it seemed like you just gave up.
We will come and wonder, and you will wonder,what will happen next,we'll we'll give you a second chance you know we'll be back again, five nights at freddys!we will come and get revenge,you'll never see the sun again,have fun lookin at the end .....five nights at freddys!.
Dorkpool: (Song): You will learn to love Five Nights at Freddy’s. It shall be your life.
But do not get scared, in fact I should have put a warning spoiler alert. Because believe it or not I'm Scott cawtton ,this is how I'm planning to make five nights at freddys 4.
Mirror: Wow, the creator of FNAF seems rather illiterate.
I thought if you read this thought it was fake,buy the game and be like oh god it would be funny.anyway that's all I'm giving away for fnaf4 so happy halloween
Dorkpool: This story was posted in June. I think you’re a bit off time wise.
“The Man With The Bloody Ax”
I was on the bus with my fellow boy scout to Camp White Rock. I was staring out the window when something caught my eye.
Mirror: (Narrator): That something wouldn’t let go, and ended up pulling out my eye.
It looked like a man, but the bus came to a stop and the doors opened up and everyone got off the bus, we lined up to say our boy scout anthem,
Dorkpool: (Boy Scouts): Hail Hydra!
"I'm a boy scout here to help. And on my honor I will do my best, to God and my country, to face every test, and to obey the Scout's law, I'm here to help, I'm here to be strong, I'm here to be wise, and I'm here to learn." We went to our cabins and unpacked our clothes, the troop leader blowed his whistle and everyone went outside, he said that we were going for a walk through the woods.
Mirror: Let’s see, there’s a bunch of kids in the woods, this is a Creepypasta…what could possibly go wrong?
Dorkpool: Hey, at least HumboldtLycanthrope didn’t write this, or else we’d have to put an NSFW warning for this story.
It was beginning to turn dark, so we were heading back to the cabins. When we heard a scream back in the cabins. Everyone ran to the cabin and there layed a boy scout completely mutilated.
Dorkpool: There are much better ways to get out of the Boy Scouts, you know.
“The Little Dead Girl”
The Little Dead Girl
Mirror: Isn’t that a Rob Zombie song?
By: Mr.Dead1
Dorkpool: Hello, writer of “The Build-A-Bear Workshop Massacer!” Seriously, that’s him.
I was watching the news late at night when the breaking news came up. I raised the volume up to hear the news. Here is what it said.
Mirror: (Narrator): Mostly celebrity gossip.
"A little girl was viciously stabbed to death by her father at her birthday party. The father then assaulted five more children and two adults. One of these assaulted adults called the police, the police came on time and took the man to charge. The court decided to charge the man fourteen years in jail for assaulting children and adults, and six more years for committing homicide and seven more years for child abuse."
Dorkpool: (Newscaster): And another ten years because why the hell not.
I heard a knock at the door. I opened the door to see who it was and when I did there stood a little girl. She asked me if she could stay for a while. And I said yes. She hurried inside.
I sat in front of her and asked for her name. She said that her name was Angela. I asked her if she would like something to eat and she said yes.
Mirror: (Narrator): I asked what she would like to eat, and she said, “Your soul.”
I got her some cereal and when I approached her, her appearance was different.
Her eyes were completely black, she had deep cuts everywhere, her hair was torn off, her lips were ripped off showing her teeth and her skin was all gray. She gave a loud scream that couldn't even be human like.
Dorkpool: Great, she transformed into Lindsay Lohan.
The scream got even louder every second that I just couldn't bear it anymore.
I awoke at the hospital and they told me that I was viciously attached by a unknown person. I told them what happened and they said that it couldn't be possible. Hours passed by while I waited to leave the hospital. It was around nine o'clock when I fell asleep only to be awakened by a small giggle followed by a set of rapid footsteps.
The curtains opened up to revile
Mirror: Say it.
Dorkpool: Say what?
Mirror: You know, “Shia LeBouf.”
Dorkpool: I would, but I have no idea why curtains would revile Shia LeBouf.
Mirror: Well, he was in the “Transformers” movies.
Dorkpool: Hm, good point. That’s enough reason to revile anyone.
the same little girl.
The end
Dorkpool: Or is it? DUN DUN DUNNN!
END RIFF
Dorkpool: These stories aren’t very good.
Mirror: “Fnaf – there coming” has awful spelling and grammar, even in the title, and really isn’t much of anything, to be honest. “The Man With The Bloody Ax” seems more focused on the Boy Scout anthem than anything else. Seriously, most of the story was that silly anthem. Plus, the title makes no sense in the context of the story. Who had a bloody ax? There was no man with a bloody ax in the story. Just a mutilated corpse and talk of the Boy Scouts galore. “The Little Dead Girl” has some spelling errors, and no characterization. The other two didn’t have characterization either, but that’s excused because those are stories that don’t really need it. This one could’ve used it. Also, the writer was trying to make it scary, but failed.
Dorkpool: There are good things about these stories. All three of them are short, which is nice since it would be hell to read long stories like these. The last two stories have pretty good spelling and grammar, especially the last one considering who wrote it. However, they all suck. But that’s what we think. What do you guys think? Were the stories good? Was the Riff good? Do you wish we’d have to play FNAF 4 while a little girl mutilates a Boy Scout? Leave your thoughts in the comments below.
Mirror: Are any of these stories RWBY related?
Dorkpool: No. We did a RWBY thing yesterday. It’s not going to be an ongoing thing.
Mirror: Damn.
Dorkpool: Sorry. Anyway, let’s groan over FNAF 4, sing the Boy Scout anthem, little girls into our homes, and Riff these bitches!
START RIFF
“Fnaf – there coming”
Have you guys heard that fnaf 4 is coming.
Dorkpool: Markiplier has. Poor bastard.
well don't buy or play it. If your one of those unlucky people,when you press play,you will get a picture of Freddy on the floor dead with a gun in his hand, then the wall behind him says in blood " we couldn't take it anymore"
Mirror: So it’s like everyone else’s reaction to a fourth FNAF.
then the image brightens showing all the other animatronics dead laying next to him. on the wall behind the others will say stiff like "we're coming" "you can't run" "change is good" "out with the old,in with the new" and if your that unlucky you will see something that says "you did this,there's no turning back,we're coming, and we're coming to get you". But hey if I were you I wouldn't worry about it because hey "it's all in your mind".
Dorkpool: (Narrator): Like those voices telling you to kill your friends and collect string in boxes.
You might also here a song that goes something like "after years of being all alone, we are back we will come again,you can run but you can never hide,we will find yet again,there's no going back five nights at freddys!
Mirror: Alright, I was with you up until the end, where it seemed like you just gave up.
We will come and wonder, and you will wonder,what will happen next,we'll we'll give you a second chance you know we'll be back again, five nights at freddys!we will come and get revenge,you'll never see the sun again,have fun lookin at the end .....five nights at freddys!.
Dorkpool: (Song): You will learn to love Five Nights at Freddy’s. It shall be your life.
But do not get scared, in fact I should have put a warning spoiler alert. Because believe it or not I'm Scott cawtton ,this is how I'm planning to make five nights at freddys 4.
Mirror: Wow, the creator of FNAF seems rather illiterate.
I thought if you read this thought it was fake,buy the game and be like oh god it would be funny.anyway that's all I'm giving away for fnaf4 so happy halloween
Dorkpool: This story was posted in June. I think you’re a bit off time wise.
“The Man With The Bloody Ax”
I was on the bus with my fellow boy scout to Camp White Rock. I was staring out the window when something caught my eye.
Mirror: (Narrator): That something wouldn’t let go, and ended up pulling out my eye.
It looked like a man, but the bus came to a stop and the doors opened up and everyone got off the bus, we lined up to say our boy scout anthem,
Dorkpool: (Boy Scouts): Hail Hydra!
"I'm a boy scout here to help. And on my honor I will do my best, to God and my country, to face every test, and to obey the Scout's law, I'm here to help, I'm here to be strong, I'm here to be wise, and I'm here to learn." We went to our cabins and unpacked our clothes, the troop leader blowed his whistle and everyone went outside, he said that we were going for a walk through the woods.
Mirror: Let’s see, there’s a bunch of kids in the woods, this is a Creepypasta…what could possibly go wrong?
Dorkpool: Hey, at least HumboldtLycanthrope didn’t write this, or else we’d have to put an NSFW warning for this story.
It was beginning to turn dark, so we were heading back to the cabins. When we heard a scream back in the cabins. Everyone ran to the cabin and there layed a boy scout completely mutilated.
Dorkpool: There are much better ways to get out of the Boy Scouts, you know.
“The Little Dead Girl”
The Little Dead Girl
Mirror: Isn’t that a Rob Zombie song?
By: Mr.Dead1
Dorkpool: Hello, writer of “The Build-A-Bear Workshop Massacer!” Seriously, that’s him.
I was watching the news late at night when the breaking news came up. I raised the volume up to hear the news. Here is what it said.
Mirror: (Narrator): Mostly celebrity gossip.
"A little girl was viciously stabbed to death by her father at her birthday party. The father then assaulted five more children and two adults. One of these assaulted adults called the police, the police came on time and took the man to charge. The court decided to charge the man fourteen years in jail for assaulting children and adults, and six more years for committing homicide and seven more years for child abuse."
Dorkpool: (Newscaster): And another ten years because why the hell not.
I heard a knock at the door. I opened the door to see who it was and when I did there stood a little girl. She asked me if she could stay for a while. And I said yes. She hurried inside.
I sat in front of her and asked for her name. She said that her name was Angela. I asked her if she would like something to eat and she said yes.
Mirror: (Narrator): I asked what she would like to eat, and she said, “Your soul.”
I got her some cereal and when I approached her, her appearance was different.
Her eyes were completely black, she had deep cuts everywhere, her hair was torn off, her lips were ripped off showing her teeth and her skin was all gray. She gave a loud scream that couldn't even be human like.
Dorkpool: Great, she transformed into Lindsay Lohan.
The scream got even louder every second that I just couldn't bear it anymore.
I awoke at the hospital and they told me that I was viciously attached by a unknown person. I told them what happened and they said that it couldn't be possible. Hours passed by while I waited to leave the hospital. It was around nine o'clock when I fell asleep only to be awakened by a small giggle followed by a set of rapid footsteps.
The curtains opened up to revile
Mirror: Say it.
Dorkpool: Say what?
Mirror: You know, “Shia LeBouf.”
Dorkpool: I would, but I have no idea why curtains would revile Shia LeBouf.
Mirror: Well, he was in the “Transformers” movies.
Dorkpool: Hm, good point. That’s enough reason to revile anyone.
the same little girl.
The end
Dorkpool: Or is it? DUN DUN DUNNN!
END RIFF
Dorkpool: These stories aren’t very good.
Mirror: “Fnaf – there coming” has awful spelling and grammar, even in the title, and really isn’t much of anything, to be honest. “The Man With The Bloody Ax” seems more focused on the Boy Scout anthem than anything else. Seriously, most of the story was that silly anthem. Plus, the title makes no sense in the context of the story. Who had a bloody ax? There was no man with a bloody ax in the story. Just a mutilated corpse and talk of the Boy Scouts galore. “The Little Dead Girl” has some spelling errors, and no characterization. The other two didn’t have characterization either, but that’s excused because those are stories that don’t really need it. This one could’ve used it. Also, the writer was trying to make it scary, but failed.
Dorkpool: There are good things about these stories. All three of them are short, which is nice since it would be hell to read long stories like these. The last two stories have pretty good spelling and grammar, especially the last one considering who wrote it. However, they all suck. But that’s what we think. What do you guys think? Were the stories good? Was the Riff good? Do you wish we’d have to play FNAF 4 while a little girl mutilates a Boy Scout? Leave your thoughts in the comments below.