You can tell just by the title that this is going to hurt. A lot. I have never found a story that has "666" in the title or in it in any capacity that's good. You might think, "Oh, well this might change that." I disagree. For one thing, it was on the Creepypasta Land Wiki, and, if you've been following the Riffs or blog for any amount of time, you know that's not a good thing. Don't believe that this story is going to suck? Well, let's go on YouTube and Riff this bitch so I can prove it.
YouTube is a remembered piece of history.
Unlike Dailymotion.
Back then in 2006, not much was known and all that you can see in the community were just people uploading cat videos.
(Narrator): Not much has changed.
But one particular user has caused enough controversy to be called. The channel, had posted a ton of gore porn and blood fetish that the user was recently removed for playing with the TOS. But, it can still be accessed.
(Narrator): You just have to belieeeeeeeeve!
One day, a person on YouTube has posted their experience with the channel from a defunct blogging website.
"I worked for Youtube during 2006. I was a busy worker, and I recently upload videos here. What I didn't know that some of the YouTube moderators suspended a Youtube account. I told them what it was, but they wouldn't want me to.
Ummmm…what?
I was wondering why I wasn't allowed to go on that page, rather then what it was. But just then, one of the moderators handed me a piece of paper with a writing on it. It was a link.
(Link): normalpornfornormalpeople.com
He pleaded me not to ask us about the secret username ever again. The link was a Youtube user link. It said, 'www.youtube.com/666.'
Uggggggggggggggggggghhhh.
I went home after work, and typed it on my computer. I found out that the account was suspended, so it's no worry.
But, when I refreshed the pages several times, some things changed. All of the video tags turned into the letters "X 666" and every single text in the screen said '666.'
Ow! That…that cliché actually hurt me! I was physically hurt by the cliché.
I thought someone was hacking my computer, but I denied it and then refreshed it.
Just then, a channel popped up. It was 666's channel. I looked at some of the videos, most of them were crazy. One video contained four babies twisting their head. Another video showed swirled graphics.
(Narrator): Thankfully, another one showed cats. However, the cats then became bloody and Satanic.
I decided to get off the video and went to another one, but a blank pop up was shown. I clicked the blank button, and it took me to another video by 666.
The video was shown a women drowning in a blood pool and disgusting things happening. I thought this was disgusting, so I decided to pause the video.
Yes, pause it instead of closing it, because…why not just close it?
It didn't let me, because it wasn't responding. I decided then to close Internet Explorer, but it wouldn't budge.
(Narrator): But it’s Internet Explorer, so this is normal.
I also tried to go to another video too, but it didn't work either. I thought there was no way out until I thought...
'The shut down button! Of course!' I decided to shut down my computer so that the virus wouldn't get through my computer again, but the button wouldn't work. Shut down buttons respond all the time!
Thus the great Shut Down Button Strike of 2006 begins…
I knew that I was hacked.
All hope was lost. I couldn't get out of Explorer, and the video kept going on and on. And there was nothing to stop me.
(Narrator): I AM UNSTOPPABLE! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The girl in the video kept starring at me, looking at me with random sounds and beatings playing.
Just then, the woman from the video's hand popped out of the video, and crashed my Internet Explorer.
I always hated jump scare videos.
After a few days, I was recently fired after going through that horrid experience with 666's channel. That's when I thought of this: 'Could this actually been made by the devil?
No, he’s too busy taking Peter Parker’s and Mary Jane’s marriage.
Was it a joke to scare YouTubers?' Either way, this myth was very mysterious.
I guess you can say it’s…
-puts on sunglasses-
Mythsterious.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!
I haven't gone through sleep after watching those videos. I wonder who made them..."
This blogspot was then defunct after 2 days when the blog was done. When anyone enters the blog, a message would pop up saying "Removed by Admin. Error Code: 666."
The blogger has sented me
You know, I was thinking, “Gee, the spelling and grammar here isn’t horrible.” Then this happened.
his experience by email, asking me to post this on this website.
Yes, he’ll send you this to post on the Creepypasta Land Wiki. He’s not a smart person, is he?
He also left a note.
"NEVER GO NOR REFRESH USERNAME:666. ONCE YOU HAVE FINISHED, IT WILL NEVER STOP. IT WON'T COME OUT."
I hope no one has ever tried this...
The “Jackass” guys read this, and thought, “We should totally do that!”
Warning:
This pasta is recommend for ages 15 or older
(Narrator): If you’ve read this and you’re 14 or younger, you will DIE.
END RIFF
Well, this was incredibly stupid. The spelling and grammar isn't very good (though better than most Creepypasta Land stories I've Riffed), the premise wasn't very good, and the execution was worse. Also, there wasn't much of a reason for 666 to be in this story. Satan isn't directly linked with it, and the only reason the 666 was there was probably because the writer thought, "Gee, I need an easily recognizable and somewhat scary number. I know! 666!" He probably could've had a word or something instead of the number. By the way, 666. I hate it when that's in a story, because it's so cliche and annoying. Make up your own damn number or something. Oh, and that catchphrase at the end totally doesn't sound like "Don't go to sleep. You won't wake up", does it? Nope, that dumbass catchphrase sounds nothing like Jane the Killer's dumbass catchphrase. Ugh. All in all, this story sucks.
So, what do you guys think? Was the story good? Was the Riff good? Do you wish I'd watch one of those videos? Leave your thoughts in the comments below.
YouTube is a remembered piece of history.
Unlike Dailymotion.
Back then in 2006, not much was known and all that you can see in the community were just people uploading cat videos.
(Narrator): Not much has changed.
But one particular user has caused enough controversy to be called. The channel, had posted a ton of gore porn and blood fetish that the user was recently removed for playing with the TOS. But, it can still be accessed.
(Narrator): You just have to belieeeeeeeeve!
One day, a person on YouTube has posted their experience with the channel from a defunct blogging website.
"I worked for Youtube during 2006. I was a busy worker, and I recently upload videos here. What I didn't know that some of the YouTube moderators suspended a Youtube account. I told them what it was, but they wouldn't want me to.
Ummmm…what?
I was wondering why I wasn't allowed to go on that page, rather then what it was. But just then, one of the moderators handed me a piece of paper with a writing on it. It was a link.
(Link): normalpornfornormalpeople.com
He pleaded me not to ask us about the secret username ever again. The link was a Youtube user link. It said, 'www.youtube.com/666.'
Uggggggggggggggggggghhhh.
I went home after work, and typed it on my computer. I found out that the account was suspended, so it's no worry.
But, when I refreshed the pages several times, some things changed. All of the video tags turned into the letters "X 666" and every single text in the screen said '666.'
Ow! That…that cliché actually hurt me! I was physically hurt by the cliché.
I thought someone was hacking my computer, but I denied it and then refreshed it.
Just then, a channel popped up. It was 666's channel. I looked at some of the videos, most of them were crazy. One video contained four babies twisting their head. Another video showed swirled graphics.
(Narrator): Thankfully, another one showed cats. However, the cats then became bloody and Satanic.
I decided to get off the video and went to another one, but a blank pop up was shown. I clicked the blank button, and it took me to another video by 666.
The video was shown a women drowning in a blood pool and disgusting things happening. I thought this was disgusting, so I decided to pause the video.
Yes, pause it instead of closing it, because…why not just close it?
It didn't let me, because it wasn't responding. I decided then to close Internet Explorer, but it wouldn't budge.
(Narrator): But it’s Internet Explorer, so this is normal.
I also tried to go to another video too, but it didn't work either. I thought there was no way out until I thought...
'The shut down button! Of course!' I decided to shut down my computer so that the virus wouldn't get through my computer again, but the button wouldn't work. Shut down buttons respond all the time!
Thus the great Shut Down Button Strike of 2006 begins…
I knew that I was hacked.
All hope was lost. I couldn't get out of Explorer, and the video kept going on and on. And there was nothing to stop me.
(Narrator): I AM UNSTOPPABLE! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The girl in the video kept starring at me, looking at me with random sounds and beatings playing.
Just then, the woman from the video's hand popped out of the video, and crashed my Internet Explorer.
I always hated jump scare videos.
After a few days, I was recently fired after going through that horrid experience with 666's channel. That's when I thought of this: 'Could this actually been made by the devil?
No, he’s too busy taking Peter Parker’s and Mary Jane’s marriage.
Was it a joke to scare YouTubers?' Either way, this myth was very mysterious.
I guess you can say it’s…
-puts on sunglasses-
Mythsterious.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!
I haven't gone through sleep after watching those videos. I wonder who made them..."
This blogspot was then defunct after 2 days when the blog was done. When anyone enters the blog, a message would pop up saying "Removed by Admin. Error Code: 666."
The blogger has sented me
You know, I was thinking, “Gee, the spelling and grammar here isn’t horrible.” Then this happened.
his experience by email, asking me to post this on this website.
Yes, he’ll send you this to post on the Creepypasta Land Wiki. He’s not a smart person, is he?
He also left a note.
"NEVER GO NOR REFRESH USERNAME:666. ONCE YOU HAVE FINISHED, IT WILL NEVER STOP. IT WON'T COME OUT."
I hope no one has ever tried this...
The “Jackass” guys read this, and thought, “We should totally do that!”
Warning:
This pasta is recommend for ages 15 or older
(Narrator): If you’ve read this and you’re 14 or younger, you will DIE.
END RIFF
Well, this was incredibly stupid. The spelling and grammar isn't very good (though better than most Creepypasta Land stories I've Riffed), the premise wasn't very good, and the execution was worse. Also, there wasn't much of a reason for 666 to be in this story. Satan isn't directly linked with it, and the only reason the 666 was there was probably because the writer thought, "Gee, I need an easily recognizable and somewhat scary number. I know! 666!" He probably could've had a word or something instead of the number. By the way, 666. I hate it when that's in a story, because it's so cliche and annoying. Make up your own damn number or something. Oh, and that catchphrase at the end totally doesn't sound like "Don't go to sleep. You won't wake up", does it? Nope, that dumbass catchphrase sounds nothing like Jane the Killer's dumbass catchphrase. Ugh. All in all, this story sucks.
So, what do you guys think? Was the story good? Was the Riff good? Do you wish I'd watch one of those videos? Leave your thoughts in the comments below.