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Mirror: Oh, goody.
Dorkpool: However, I did say mostly bad. There is a good story or two there from what I’ve seen. But we’re here to make fun of bad stories, like this one called “Mopey Clown”, made by our old pal Bob, who you may remember as the writer of “The Build-A-Bear Workshop Massacer.”
Dorkpool: So let’s sing something random, and Riff this bitch!
It was midnight and Samuel was awoken by a song.
Dorkpool: (Narrator): “Hooked on a Feeling.”
It sounded like a music box, and the melody was very strange and it went, " Do-de-do-doo-dl-li-di" Samuel followed the sound and it led him to his kitchen, still hearing the melody.
Mirror: (Narrator): It was pretty damn annoying.
It was then interrupted with a sickening cackle' "Hoo-hee-haahaa-ho-tee-haha-ho!"
Then out of the darkness a clown stepped out.
Dorkpool: Joker, get out of here. You’re better than this.
He had a big red smile, a shiny red nose, and a face of white. He wore baggy cloths all so colorful.
Samuel then noticed samthing shining at the side of the clown.
Mirror: Wat is dis samthing?
The clown then rushed towards Samuel cutting his left cheek.
Samuel fell on the floor, the clown then pinned Samuel onto the floor.
Dorkpool: Ummm…let’s keep this PG, guys.
The clown then started to sing the melody of the song while slicing strips of Samuel's face.
The clown then said, "Got your eye." then the clown grabbed Samuel's eye and yanked it out still attacked to its socket.
Mirror: (Samuel): EYE see that! Ha ha…this is incredibly painful.
Samuel screamed with pain, and the clown told him to use his inside voice he then grabbed Samuel's tongue and ripped it out.
Dorkpool: (Clown): That’s for your bad puns!
The clown then started to cut Samuel's stomach.
The clown then started to cut Samuel's fingers off. The clown then said, "Got your nose" he then pinched Samuel's nose and started to cut it off.
The clown then said, "Lets see if you brushed your teeth" the clown opened Samuel's mouth and said, "looks like someone didn't floss"
Mirror: This story brought to you by dentists. Dentists, we help take of your teeth so that violent and murderous clowns don’t kill you.
he then grabbed some dental floss from his pocket and tied them between his wisdom teeth and yanked then out.
Then the clown said, " Your no fun"
Both: His no fun what?
and slit Samuel's throat.
Samuel then slowly started to die, while his corps was being covered by his blood. And no one has seen the sick clown who's name is, Mopey the Murderous Clown.
Dorkpool: He’s called Mopey, but he’s smiling. Logic!
Dorkpool: This is a grim and bad little story.
Mirror: I’ll say. The spelling and grammar isn’t good, not much happens outside of some guy being murdered by a clown, and, by the way, why is the clown called Mopey is he’s smiling?
Dorkpool: That all being said, at least this is short, so it could be worse.
Mirror: Still sucks.
Dorkpool: Oh, most definitely. But that’s what we think? What do you guys think? Was the story good? Was the Riff good? Do you wish we’d be killed by some clown? Leave your thoughts in the comments below.