Mirror: Do tell.
Dorkpool: “Abandoned By Disney” based stories.
Mirror: Didn’t that other Riffer – Mirai Ender – Riff that story? And its sequel?
Dorkpool: Yeah. Though I did start a Riff of the first one a while ago, but never finished it.
Mirror: You’re rather lazy, aren’t you?
Dorkpool: I do Riffs on a daily basis. Cut me some slack.
Mirror: Fine. Anyway, “Abandoned By Disney” stories.
Dorkpool: Yeah. We haven’t Riffed that story or any of its sequels/spinoffs. UNTIL NOW.
Mirror: Ok, this could be good. I mean, maybe someone did a decent job-
Dorkpool: It’s from the Creepypasta Land Wiki.
Mirror: Well fuck me with a lightsaber.
Dorkpool: So, let’s get buried under vomit, and Riff this bitch!
Most people don't believe in the theories of Disney's secret corruption, they think it's a whole bunch of bull.
Dorkpool: The fools! Don’t they understand that Disney is trying to take over the world?
However, I believe.
My aunt's deceased boyfriend had apparently worked in a Disney park known as "Duck's Pond". Many don't know of its existence,
Mirror: Since it doesn’t actually exist.
Disney did everything in its power to hide it. It was unique from most Disney parks because it is ACTUALLY located under a pond.
Dorkpool: (Narrator): It’s also responsible for all of its visitors feeling claustrophobia.
The premise was that it was like Disney Land, but all about Donald Duck and co. Mickey "occasionally" visited, though he was there everyday.
Mirror: Mickey is always there. ALWAYS.
There was just one mascot costume of him, while everyone else had multiple.
Mirror: Let me guess: it’s photo-negative.
Dorkpool: Would it surprise you if it was?
My aunt's boyfriend had a journal, and after constantly nagging her, she finally let me borrow it. It's excerpt is bellow:
Dorkpool: Its excerpt is bellowing?
Journal Log 1: It's my first day working at Duck's Pond! I'm so excited!
Mirror: (Boyfriend): Journal Log 2: It’s my second day working at Duck’s Pond! I hate my life!
Journal Log 2: Today was great! I love my new job.
Journal Log 3: Today was...bad...some hyperactive child ate way too many sweets and threw up on the floor. Had to clean it up.
Dorkpool: (Boyfriend): Also had to smack the twerp. I’m unemployed now!
Journal Log 4: super fun! I love this job.
Journal Log 5: It's been a week since my last log, but the job had been pretty fun.
Journal Log 6: Wow...it's been a year since the last log...this job isn't as fun anymore...
Mirror: (Boyfriend): My spirit has been crushed under the combined weight of the vomit of children.
Journal Log 7: Today, something...weird happened.
Dorkpool: (Boyfriend): Some guy walked up wearing a Mickey themed gas mask.
We did a head count of the costumed employees, and there was one extra Donald one... We did a recount and he was still there. Since we didn't have that many costumed people, we did one last recount, and he was still there.
Mirror: The Jackal has gone from cloning Spider-Man to cloning Donald Duck.
We called security, but when they got here he was gone.
Journal Log 8: We've been getting death threats and bombing threats...he refers to himself as "the man in the Donald Costume". Could this be the man who was the extra Donald in the head count?
Journal Log 9: Man, I'm about to lose my job...
Dorkpool: (Boyfriend): I should never have said that Nickelodeon is better than Disney.
the place is getting closed down, if not forever than a long while...someone used a Donald Suit...now...4 children are...missing...I heard this man may be after me next.
Mirror: Why? Because plot.
This is rather unnerving...to say the least...so I decided to do some investigating on a killer who dressed up in a Donald Duck suit.
Dorkpool: (Narrator): A few hours later, and I find out that quite a few cosplayers had murderous tendencies.
After at least two hours of searching, I found an online page about the top 3 candidates for the Donald Duck killings.
Their names were Taylor Saper, Woody Leningrado, and Harold Fquo. After some investigating, I discovered that Harold Fquo is actually in a prison about twenty miles away from where I lived.
Mirror: (Narrator): The other two are unimportant.
I decided to do some interviewing of him later, but first I needed to find more evidence.
At first I couldn't find anything, but then I figured out that you can still enter Duck's Pond just not...legally. However, they literally never check there. I've been by the area. I decided to go check it out.
Dorkpool: Cue photo-negative Donalds.
I drove near the area, but got out a mile away and walked. I couldn't let any evidence of me entering be seen. I wore all black clothes, because wearing all black clothes actually glitches out these cameras into not picking you up on the feed, so I could sneak in without being traced back.
Mirror: So are goth kids good robbers then?
Once I arrived, I got in the little rusty submarine that led to the underwater park. Once I got out, I got my camera and started off.
Nothing was too special, just some abandoned stuff. After two hours of searching I could find nothing of value, and left.
About three weeks passed, and I couldn't get anymore info on the corruption of Disney.
Dorkpool: What about the corruption of Marvel?
Until I passed by a garage sale. I saw some old lady with a few VHS tapes. I went there, and nothing seemed to be of interest until I saw a VHS tape labeled "Donald's Hell". Intrigued, I tried to buy it. The lady said it was free, and soon I left with the tape.
Mirror: Wait, so is this an “Abandoned By Disney” story or a lost episode story? Make up your mind, story!
I put it in my VHS player and started watching.
A costume of Donald wanders into Duck Pond. There, he walks depressed.
Dorkpool: You know, I think this story is just trying to rip off every popular Creepypasta story ever.
Suddenly a flashing picture of a...oh lord...dead child popped up on screen. This kid was horribly mangled, both his eyes were ripped out, and "HF" is written in blood on his forehead.
Dorkpool: The Hero Factory fanbase didn’t take the cancellation very well.
..HF...that could stand for Harold Fquo. Where have I heard that before?
Mirror: A few paragraphs ago.
Dorkpool: This story is not very good.
Mirror: Unlike “Abandoned By Disney”, this story doesn’t have a basis in fact. While there is a park called “Duck’s Pond”, it’s a waterpark, and it’s still around. Even forgiving that, this story ends up ripping off so many Creepypasta stories by the end. We have a ripoff of “Suicidemouse.avi”, “Squidward’s Suicide”, and quite a few lost episode clichés. There are also journal story clichés, like the writer of the journal writing how worried he/she is that they’re going to die instead of, I don’t know, calling the police or something. And should I mention how much it rips off “Abandoned By Disney”? Yes, it’s a spinoff of sorts, but that doesn’t mean it has to be a ripoff. Even excusing the unoriginality, the characters aren’t really developed. Plus, despite the journal being a bit cliché, there are parts that aren’t cliché, but really stupid, like the guy not writing in his journal for a while, and then saying that he doesn’t like his job anymore. Hell, why did he even have the journal?
Dorkpool: There are some good things. This story isn’t long, and spelling and grammar wise isn’t very bad. Other than that, there’s nothing very good. But that’s what we think. What do you guys think? Was the story good? Was the Riff good? Do you wish we’d be killed by some Hero Factory aficionado? Leave your thoughts in the comments below.