-“X Gonna Give It To Ya” plays in the distance-
Mirror: What the hell?
-A train crashes through the wall, blasting the song-
Dorkpool: -falls off the train- WOOOOOOO!
Mirror: Where were you?
Dorkpool: THE HYPE TRAIN! WOOOOO!
Dorkpool: Dude, the Deadpool trailer came out.
Mirror: Yeah, it was leaked a few weeks ago.
Dorkpool: No, I mean it was officially released. AND IT’S GLORIOUS.
Mirror: Why was I not informed of this?
Dorkpool: -shrugs- I don’t know. But don’t we have a Riff to do?
Mirror: Yes, we do. And you were a tad late.
Dorkpool: Hey, when the trailer for Volume 3 of RWBY comes out, I bet my ass that you’ll be late due to hyping through multiple dimensions.
Mirror: Ok, yeah, you’re right.
Dorkpool: Damn straight. Anyway, let’s delete some episodes from YouTube and Riff this bitch!
Last night I Searched the internet for a Missing Series called 'Creepypasta house' that was a lost series from youtube, but was shortly after deleted because of an episode that the creator made and uploaded.
Dorkpool: (Narrator): It was the episode where Jeff and Slendy did the do.
The episode starts off with ben and Jeff walking in the hallway, but its completely silent and they aren't chatting away, like normal. instead, theyre just kind of... staring at the ground and frowning.
Mirror: That’s pretty impressive, considering Jeff literally cut a smile into his face.
However, something was off; jeffs Carved-in smile... vanished!
The scene changes to Ruby and Sally softly sobbing On the living room floor. Max was alone, staring at the wall. Eyless and laughing Jack was sitting outside on a lawn chair. And alpha... she was... sitting on her bed with her head buried in her hands, sobbing and whispering "why? Why would he do this? Why would they do this to me only?"
Dorkpool: (Alpha): Why do I get the crappy spinoff?
She started to bawl really loudly. The screen then cuts to black. It then cuts to alpha in a tuxedo top and a black miniskirt. She has a depressed look on her face and she is wandering around the hallway. Suddenly there was a crack sound heard.
Mirror: Shia LeBouf has escaped! I repeat: Shia LeBouf has escaped! Be on the lookout for anyone telling you to “Just do it.”
Alpha looks down at her hand and gasps, because her skin went from light Grey to peach.
Dorkpool: Well ain’t that just peachy.
Mirror: -smacks Dorkpool-
She then faints and the scene stays like that, slowly zooming out from a birds-eye-view for 5 minutes. The scene cuts to black. The final scene was jeff, the jacks, ben, sally, max and ruby 0004 and squidwards suicide surrounding alphas body. Alphas appearance was... different. Her jet black hair had changed to an orange-yellowish colour. The blood from her eyes had changed to light blue tears, fully detailed. And to top it off, her skin was all peachy. Sally starts to sob and she holds bens hand.
Mirror: (Sally): She’s no longer emo! Whhhhhy?! –sobs-
Max hugs Ruby and starts to cry even louder than sally. A doctor is checking her heart rate. He removes the item and frowns. Then he speaks.
"Im sorry, but she no longer exists due to the demon escaping her body. That means no soul, no life."
Dorkpool: (Doctor): Good new is she’s no longer possessed.
Dorkpool: This story sucks.
Mirror: I don’t know if such a series exists on YouTube. But if it does, I have a few questions, as I have not seen the show. Who is Alpha? I’m assuming she’s not an AI that’s named Leonard Church. And why are Max and Ruby there? What do they have to do with Creepypasta? As far as I know – and believe me, I know quite a bit about Creepypasta – there isn’t a well known Max and Ruby based story. I’m sure one exists, but I don’t think it’s on the level of “BEN Drowned” or “Jeff the Killer” in terms of popularity. So having them here seems kind of weird. And honestly, they don’t do much here. Their inclusion in the story in not necessary. You could easily replace them with someone else, or just take them out. Also, was this story supposed to be scary or unsettling? Because it’s more confusing than anything. For example, how can a doctor figure out that some girl is no longer possessed? Dammit, story, he’s a doctor, not an exorcist! And why is said doctor not alarmed by the Creepypasta characters assembled in his office? Even ignoring that, if this show exists, this story is not kind to people who know nothing of the series. Maybe a bit of information about the series would clear things up. And why did this episode get taken off of YouTube? Trust me, YouTube has things that are much, much worse ("Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life” anyone?). This is tame, all things considered. I should also mention that the grammar isn’t good, with names that aren’t capitalized and missing apostrophes.
Dorkpool: There are some good things. It’s short, so it doesn’t drag on. The story forgoes most clichés in favor of something different. Rather than being a hyper realistic bloodbath, this more is more tame. Sure, it’s not a good story, but it isn’t cliché either. But that’s what we think. What do you guys think? Was the story good? Was the Riff good? Do you wish the demon possessing us would escape our bodies? Leave your thoughts in the comments below. Now if you’ll excuse us, I have to show Mirror the Deadpool trailer.